### The Disappearance of Spider-Man: A Riveting Chronicle

Peter Parker, wherever you are, I hope you're alright. This marks my fourth call and don't even get me started on the infinite texts I've sent. The science administration just dropped off the Blood Gem that you had promised to help me analyze using Horizon's proprietary particle scanner. So, seriously, pause whatever you're doing and call me back.

You know, the worst feeling in the world is seeing your friends drift away when you need them the most.

Imagine expecting help and realizing everyone has more thrilling activities to indulge in. But here I am, ready to dive deep into this scientific mystery by myself. But why on earth would a purse snatcher want this?

Spider-Man taught me the art of banter. He said it distracts the villains and gives comfort to the people you save. It's a valuable lesson in not taking everything too seriously. By the way, where is Spider-Man? He was supposed to teach me how to use my powers too.

Okay, Peter, this is the last time I'm asking.

The Blood Gem is in my lab, and if I crack any of its mystical secrets, the glory will be all mine. Got it? Cool. It's funny how I once thought being "Spiderwen" was the most enjoyable thing ever. But those days are behind me now. No more superpowers or supervillains for me; just groundbreaking scientific breakthroughs. Who needs the drama, right?

### A Shocking Interruption

Just when I was beginning to enjoy this new life devoid of superhero chaos, Scorpion—yes, the very one Spider-Man defeated last year—showed up demanding the Blood Gem.

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